Rectal Foreign Bodies →
… and here is a website dedicated to the things people shove up their asses. Enjoy ^_^
"You play the guitar like it's bass."
bon-bon: nownownowboy: insanitea: If shit could sound, I’d mistake it for you. You ain’t gonna change the world with a guitar and a Shania Twain cover, lovey. You people have no clue how important the bass is to the majority of the music you enjoy. Seriously, shut the fuck up already …
What the fuck man? Why are my cats chilling with possums?– -Maskake (via productivitydecreaser) … and my family wonders why they all keep dying of leukemia.
German soldier to fat to fight because of alcohol →
thedailywhat: Frenchman Rémi Gaillard, known for his bombastic pranks, took to the streets of France dressed as Mario to play a live-action game of Mario Kart. (via.) The French are alright.