October 2009
I hate how food products spend more time telling you how bad they aren’t for you then telling you how good they taste .
wokeupintherain:
maskake:
I just got 4 free tickets to see Dean Edwards Sunday night at the Improve in Coconut Grove …
me too well for today. did they call your house? I wanna go.
Yeah they called my cell, they have been giving me free tickets since before i was old enough to go into the place lol.
I need to study tonight though : /
I’ll probably go Sunday.
I just got 4 free tickets to see Dean Edwards Sunday night at the Improve in Coconut Grove …
They called Twix Bars "Africanos" in Cuba my boss...
You can guess for your self why that is so.
"You pissed me off so much, I feel like vomiting...
said to me by a co-worker/ex-fling
Why isn’t this the first time I get this from a girl?
11:11
Thought.
wendyomgzlol:
Burping Five Guys is not as pleasant as eating Five Guys.
dude, I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that stuff as often as you do.
Dear Dude I almost got into a fight with today at...
Seriously, its cool. I know you have this complex about being a 35 year old guy with braces and thats why you felt it appropriate to get upset at my friend because he was wearing a Gators jersey at what you felt was YOUR Dolphins game. I know you and your buddies just really wanted to play a game of patty cake every time i raised my hand in a nonchalant matter to ask if you were seriously upset,...
“Lots of things about work are hard. Dealing with trolls is one of them. Trolls...”
– Seth Godin (via zoomar)
How are their no rabbit costumes in any Halloween...
What’s a guy gata do to be a furrie this Halloween?
11:11
J.G. Ballard on Pornography and Sexuality
claytoncubitt:
“Normally, traditional sexual activity involves a sort of warm bath where physical activity and a world of mental affections blur into each other, and give rise of course to a huge number of problems. (…) He sees pornography, which is emotionally neutral — pornography is sex with the emotions deleted — pornography is a useful technique for exploring what exactly is going on when...
Mom just openingly admits at dinner she drank Low and Brow Dark ale beer while she was preg. with me … it’s all so clear now.
M. Ward = The Fall Season.
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